Alabama Erection
when you get an erection about a member of your family. the alabama erection originates from alabama where it is commonplace for people to gain erections for family members. sickos…
mother: is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
son (in a sheepish manner): its an alabama erection.
–pleased with her findings the two proceed to copulate–
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