Alabama flossing
when she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your d-ck on it.
marco notices something awry. marco, “hey erin, you got some f-cking cilantro stuck in your teeth. you mind if i use my d-ck to rub it out.” erin, “you mean an alabama flossing, i thought you’d never ask.”
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