Alabama Gag Daggler
this act of s-xual four play begins with the female lying on her back then flipping her legs back to grab a firm hold of her ankles. this will expose her -n-s and v-g-n- to face straight up in the air. at this point the man approaches backwards to a hovering position over the female’s -n-s. he will then proceed to push down on his p-n-s until it is facing straight down in a dangling position towards the female’s -n-s. after this, a up and down squatting pentatration motion begins until the point of climax. just before the climax the male moves from the -n-s directly to the females mouth, whom is still firmly in position, and resumes the dangling motion until a m-ssive pleasurable explosion of c-m and feces spues forth, thus causing a gag reflex from the female. discovered is the late 1800’s in the great state of alabama, the gag daggler made its way into s-xual history.
last night i peformed the alabama gag daggler on my sister shirley.
Read Also:
- Alamanated
-verb, to be screwed by the alamanator i was married to the alamanator for 9 months and have obviously been alamanated because she got me knocked up with triplets…
- Alaskan Douche
when a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with c-m…. then the c-m is frozen. some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman’s v-g-n-, preferable while still cold. the woman then finishes the douche by spurting the c-m juice out. i gave my girl a […]
- Alaskan Flounder Basket
putting tartar sauce on a smelly v-g-n- lawrence gave latoya an alaskan flounder basket. afterwards they went to long john silvers and repeated the exercise. 2 more definitions add your own the act of giving someone an alaskan flounder basket is to p-ss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a sh-t on […]
- Alcandor
a male specimen who has the lowest standards and will literally call anything and anyone cute. he puts much effort into his daily outfit and appearance and is very s-ssy but knows the limit. he is known amongst friends as the most scandalous as he always shows the most skin when dressing. makes a good […]
- Alcohol Conspiracy
the lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. the truth: alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored. over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. they were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused […]