Alabama hot chocolate
use the leftover diarrhea chunks from alabama iced tea and mix them into a gl-ss of boiling water.
“here’s that hot chocolate you asked for. sorry about that alabama iced tea i just gave you”
“thanks…. is this an alabama hot chocolate! how does anybody have that much diarrhea!”
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