alabama junkyard
when you go to a junkyard with 12 of your cousins and end up having a huge orgy then blow your load all over their junk (because they’re guys) and then take it in the -ss by your inbred mother that is really black. afterwards you are murdered and thrown in the junkyard to rot.
logan found himself surrounded by all of his cousins, particularly ryan, and blew his load all over his d-ck, while logan’s black inbred mother f-cked him with a strapon. after the -n-l f-cking he was murdered then she said you just got the alabama junkyard.
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