alabama mudpie
much like the alaskan pipeline, one must first sh-t into a confom or another type of pouch. once you thoroughly mix it with lubrication (preferably flavored) you freeze it and wait. this is when the fun starts, as you grab a close relative (parent, sibling, cousin, grandma, etc.) and forcefully fill their orifice(s) with the aforementioned sack until one or both of you sh-ts from excitement. hence, the alabama mudpie.
bill: hey dave, guess what.
dave: what’s up bill?
bill: i just gave granny the ol’ alabama mudpie!
dave: no way! i had my run at her last week!
(slow-mo high-five)
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