alabama slimer


when you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s d-ck, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
“what did you do with dan last night?”
“i did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my t-ts”

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