Alabama Swamp Cricket
1. is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, “eww what the f-ck is that?”
2. best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.
3. an alias of fairuza balk (chick from the waterboy movie)
billy ray: “hey w-lly, how’d your date go?”
w-lly: “sh-t. that b-tch looked like an alabama swamp cricket so i kicked her out of my pick’em-up truck three minutes after i picked her -ss up. after she gave me a pinch of her dip of course…”
billy ray: “ha ha. git-r-done.”
Read Also:
- Almighty Bunghole
the deity of the great cornholio. bow down to the almighty bunghole!!!
- Alpha Quitter
a person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it’s prime. max rescinded his facebook. what an alpha quitter. ha- more like an alpha loser.
- Altazar
former scourge of thousands. used to be seen bringing the justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. if seen in public, lull him with the canadian national anthem and don’t make eye contact. for other information, please inquire […]
- autocowreck
when your iphone ‘autocorrect’ function ‘corrects’ something that wasn’t wrong into something totally different. a: dad, i thouhgt grandma would be coming over for thanksgiving b: son, grandma’s in the grave.. a: what?? b: autocowreck.. she’s in the garage.
- Auto Dump
when you are in a relationship with someone and they tell you something less than appealing and you dump them on the spot marie told steve that she was pregnant so he auto dumped her