Alabama Thigh Tickler
is a swift hard punch to the inner thigh of one’s leg, usually of another person, though self inflicted thigh ticklers are rather common in rednecks. also listed as a third cousin to a noogie.
hey buddy, i see you have your new mini convertible!” “yeah man i just got it i figured it was such a nice day i’d (commenter then kneels and delivers swift blow to bad mini convertible owner) oooooow what the f—- man!!!!…” “you were driving with your convertible top up…. so i gave you a courteous alabama thigh tickler to remind you that convertibles with the top up is a douch bag thing to do…”
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