Aladdin Fingers
when a person trims his/her fingernails only slightly more than the suggested amount to cut, resulting in a thin pink line of pain and a “whole new world” of sensitivity in their fingertips.
marcia: “come pet my dog, stacy!”
stacy: “i can’t, marcia! i have aladdin fingers! my senses will be overloaded!”
marcia: “you’re h-lla-weird, stacy!”
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