alaini
a paragon of females. a woman with an unmatched ability to connect with everyone on a unique level and make lifelong friends wherever she goes. a female that breaks the mold of that s-x by actually being hilarious. a woman with perfectly balanced b–bs and an -ss thicker than a bowl of oatmeal despite having a sporty frame. a goddess of the bedroom. a woman who carries herself with a bouncy cadence that often breaks out in shockingly suggestive dance moves. an unattainable and unrealistic model that guys compare their girls to and girls compare themselves to.
a: “hey man how would you rate that girl’s -ss? 1 being the miley cyrus, 10 being alaini?”
b:”i’d give it a 3. definitely bang-able.”
whitney was mad that jim broke up with her until she found out that it was because he got a date with alaini. then whitney was flattered.
derek dragged his b-lls over seven miles of broken light bulbs just to try to show alaini that he is worthy of licking a toilet seat her juicy booty graced.
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