alakazam
when you do a girl doggy style , then take it out and spit on her back to make her think you j-zzed on it, then when she turns around, you jack off and c-m in har face and say “alakazam b-tch”
yesterday, my boyfriend gave me an alakazam
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a psychic pokemon owned by sabrina. alakazam is the evolved form of abra. with moves like kenesis, psybeam, confusion and psywave – alakazam can easily f-ck your sh-t up. an alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.
sabrina: “my alakazam won’t obey me!”
ash: ” have you tried spooning with it?”
1. verb, the act of sneezing and for snot to hang out of your nose.
2. noun, snot
1. oh dear i just alakazamed everywhere
2. ahh theres alakazam everywhere
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