Alan Colmes

1. one of two moderate democrats on fox news, the other being gretta van sustren.
2. hannity’s b–tch.
3. the squirrely-est man alive.
1. “hi this is alan colmes for hannity & colmes, let’s see what the top headlines for “on the record” with gretta van sustren are tonight, probably something about scott peterson for the 359th day in a row”
2. colmes- “well i think–”
hannity- “shut the f-ck up colmes, i own this show”
3. squirrel #1- “man, i really love that alan colmes, he really shows how us squirrels can become successes on t.v.”
squirrel #2- “agreed”
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1. democratic voice of the show fox news channel show hannity & colmes, who really isn’t much of a voice. he sits there and just get pummeled by his little douchebag, pr-ck conservative counterpart.

2. nutless, lack of gonads, no ballz.
wow! that girl is beautiful, but i’m too alan colmes’d to talk to her.
co-host of “hannity and colmes” on fox news who claims to be a ‘liberal’ while attacking other liberals.

ex:

ted rall, columnist and political cartoonist: there is no respect for a man who…

colmes: so why say with all respect? isn’t that hypocritical? because you’re not showing any respect.

rall: it’s called sarcasm, alan.

colmes: look, ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and i think there’s a time. i’ve spent many years being critical of reagan’s policies, and i’m sure the time will come once again to debate those things.

rall: clearly, i mean, i’m just…

colmes: you need to understand my question.

books by alan colmes: red, white, and liberal
alan colmes isn’t a liberal.
one ugly b-st-rd; a weird-looking liberal pansy who is the co-host of fox news’ “hannity & colmes”; the former name mentioned in the t-tle of that show is the better one, of course. is very ignorant of the truth, and doesn’t get his facts straight before making his typical left-wing remarks. speaking of typical, he is very ugly like the majority of democrats.
i’m suprised sean hannity (the smart and far better-looking one) and alan colmes haven’t already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others’ throats several times.