Alan day
1. a day where everything seems to go wrong, and just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, oh they do.
2. a phenomenon composed of a series of unfortunate events that occurs to servers once in a while, especially those working at red lobster.
3. someone who’s made alan money.
“how was your day?”
“well, let’s see. i lost $100 while at work today. while i was trying to figure out who might’ve taken it, one of my tables walked out on me on a $200 check. then i got sat a party of 8, two minutes before closing…and it was their birthday…and they only left me a $2 tip. i then had the salad bar all to myself as my sidework. if this wasn’t bad enough, later that night my girlfriend’s mom walked in on us while having s-x in the livingroom. i got out of there as fast as i could, but i didn’t see my car in the parking lot. you want to know why? it got towed.”
“d-mn dude, sounds like an alan day”
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