Alan Keyes


a bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. also, he was a republican candiate in the 2004 illinois senate race. his opponent, barack obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. he is a religious fascist. his extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. his daughter, maya keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. alan keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. however, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. alan keyes stated christ would not vote for a democrat and the all h-m-s-xuals are selfish hedonists.
hey! stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you d-mn alan keyes.

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