Alan Shearer


best british player to grace the face of the earth.
its alan shearer on the ball….its shearer… goal!
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ex-newcastle united striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (ironic, no?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received hiv which has in turn caused aids which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white b-st-rd.
geordies: alan shearer will save us!

-newcastle relegated-

-fat geordies cry into their scarves, they ‘boycoutt’ the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a sunderland hero.-

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