Alan the Karate Kid
an untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his v-g-n- during birth. he now roams the streets of new york. beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on earth are bare hands. sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. beware, alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.
guy one: did you see that kid?
guy two: no, why?
guy one: he was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
guy two: what the f-ck? he must alan the karate kid.
guy one: all hail the karate overlord
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