Alan Wager


an especially uncomfortable and embarr-ssing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. the smell carries particularly well.
a: “jesus christ, it smells like an elephant’s scr-t-m in here!”

b: “nah, it’s just my alan wager trying to make a comeback. i’ll go and scr-pe it off.”

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