alan wong
a guy with a tiny p-n-s so microscopic that ants can’t even find it.
girl 1: met this guy last night in a bar.
girl 2: no way! what was his name?
girl 1: alan wong
girl 2: oh h-ll no! stay away from that microp-n-s! i heard he can’t even last two seconds!
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