alancheek


rhyming slang for w-nk of the week, describing a person who m-st-rb-t-s so much that they actually begin to experiment with other types of w-nking, including poking ones own b-mhole or lubing up a wall and rubbing ones self up it
he has been in his room for a lot recently and i keep hearing banging. he must be doing an alancheek

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