alarm clock

when a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
i gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn’t be late for work.
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a method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.
i threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it’s broken.
an act of f-ll-t– which wakes the person receiving. usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.
“why’s your girlfriend got a black eye?”
“i was tired, so i hit the snooze b-tton”
an evil device created by satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.
the alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.
alarm clock:
-aahhh-
-aahhh-
-aahhh-
kid:
“dear jesus, my lord and my savior, make it stop.”
a device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.
my alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. i didn’t have time to eat a good breakfast, so i fell asleep in cl-ss.
probably the most annoying thing on a monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you’ll get out of bed to turn the d-mn thing off.
person one: i need to wake up early! i should tell my mom to wake me up.

person two: you should just set an alarm clock. it’s a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

person one: good idea!