alarm cock

also see: dirt rooster

when a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his c-ck and screaming “c-ck-a-doodle-doo beyotch!”

does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose -n-s, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby….well…a baby with a loose -n-s anyway.

warning: repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic “c-ck-a-doodle-don’t m-th-f-cka!”
“that b-tch kept hitting the snooze b-tton, so i had to wake her up with the alarm c-ck!”
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when you wake a girl by poking her with a hard c-ck.
kelly: why do you look so tired?

erica: sam’s alarm c-ck woke me up early.
alarm c-ck is when one is awoken from sleep by recieving head. usually the male beig awoken by a female but both cases are common and enjoyable!
timmy “sh-t dude my girl woke me up at like 6 this morning!”
pettie “what a b-tch”
timmy “yeah but it was alarm c-ck so it was bless”
when your man wakes you up by pressing his b-n-r into your thigh, b-tt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have s-x.
karen: jane you look so tired this morning!

jane: oh yeah, the alarm-c-ck went off about three times last night.

karen: you go girl!
the act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect c-ck.
a male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering alarmc-ck. repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.
an act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones c-ck to wake them up from sleep.
my cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm c-ck.
when your lover indicates he wants to have s-x by waking you up by pressing his b-n-r into your body in the middle of the night
“you look tired girlfriend!”

“yeah, the alarm c-ck went off like three times last night!”

“high five sistah!”