Alasas
a term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the -ssociated sentence, premise or conclusion. the word “alasas” feeds on the -ssociated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the -ssociate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. kinda like newton’s third law of physics.
it is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
from the root in slang chaldean/ -ssyrian aramaic and in slang iraqi arabic, meaning “ala-asas” =
exact definition “based on the foundation of”
“ala” = depending on/ on top of
“asas” = foundation
currently is used to mean “as if” in a sarcastic fashion.
sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
terrence will definitely win by “knock out” in a boxing match with his roommate. alasas
or
alasas; terrence will win by knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
meaning :
i highly doubt terrence will win by ko in a boxing match with his roommate.
example 2:
kevro promised i will have my money tomorrow for sure, alasas.
meaning: i will never get my money..
big, dark, cheap, and arabic.
andy never pays for his own tickets; he’s alasas.
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