Alaskan Alarm Clock
the act of waking someone up by -j-c-l-t-ng on them.
rip van winkle would not wake up until he received an alaskan alarm clock.
pioneered in ice fishing camps in the far north, an alaskan alarm-clock involves a male submersing his p-n-s in frigid water, then c-ck-slapping a sleeping friend/spouse/significant other.
my girlfriend is so hungover, i’m gonna have to alaskan alarm-clock her just to make me breakfast.
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