alaskan axel greaser
when it’s really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. spit a little copenhagen into your choice of hole. it provides lubrication and warmth
it was cold outside and i had to give her the ole alaskan axel greaser. then i threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut
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