Alaskan Blue Fire
the act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover’s v-g-n-. it is at first cold, and yet inflames the v-g-n-, hence the alaska and the fire.
prior to s-xual activity, bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of alaskan blue fire in case his partner wasn’t up to snuff.
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