Alaskan Cowboy


it is similar to an alaskan pipeline. you take a sh-t in a condom, and then you began to freeze your sh-t. once your sh-t is frozen, get a shoe lace; rap the shoe lace around the frozen sh-t. then when you f-ck your partner from the back, (doggy style is the most common use) and then begin to whip the frozen sh-t at her.
jackie: “i had a great time last night, my back is killing me”
john: “dont thank me hunny, thank the alaskan cowboy”

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