Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin
whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically -j-c-l-t-ng onto her head. this provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
guy #1: “sarah palin calls herself an alaskan cowgirl.”
guy #2: “does that mean she does the alaskan cowgirl aka the sarah palin?”
guy #1: “i’m not sure, but i wouldnt be surprised. you know, living in alaska, there’s nothing better to do there.”
guy #2: “except kill innocent animals.”
guy #1: “word.”
guy #2: “word.”
-mutual daps-
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