alaskan crabwalk


the act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a sh-t on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like spongebob bringing it around town) with your b-ttocks.
“dude, did you see what paul did at the party yesterday”.
“no, what’d he do”.

“this dude dropped his f-cking pants and did the alaskan crabwalk”.

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