Alaskan Firedragon
so the urbandictionary definition made you curious too?
no luck i’m afraid my friend.
when a man is just about to -j-c-l-t- while recieving oral s-x, he pushes down the woman’s head, leans in and says something shocking such as “i have herpes.” the woman will choke and try to pull back. the man then -j-c-l-t-s into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the s-m-n through her nostrils. this is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
i gave my girlfriend an alaskan firedragon last night.
cool, how was it?
it was sweet, but she dumped me.
a fire breathing dragon from alaska.
hey, look at that alaskan firedragon flying through the air.
a s-xual act in which a woman gives a man a bl-w j-b, as he -j-c-l-t-s he shuts the womans mouth and whispers into her hear “i have syphilis”, because of her astonishment, the c-m comes out of her nose – – it looks like a dragon.
that girl was s’ing my d and i gave her the ol’ alaskan fire dragon – when it came out her nose… man, dudes.
when a chick is giving a guy a bl-wj-b, and he c-ms unexpectedly and plugs her mouth up with his hand and then says something like “i have syphilis” and she gets sick and spews it all out her nose.
don’t date billy, i was sucking him off and he gave me an alaskan firedragon.
an alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to alaska. much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
mike: yo man, i saw an alaskan firedragon flying over cook inlet!
jon: you sure you didn’t smoke to much dope?
mike: no, i swear to god i saw it!!
an alaskan firedragon has two definitions:
1. a fire breathing dragon native to alaska that is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
2. a s-xual act. (see other definitions for “alaskan firedragon”). however, this s-xual act can also be known as an “alabama firedragon.”
1. dude, check out that alaskan firedragon flying through the air!
2. i gave my girlfriend an alaskan firedragon last night
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