alaskan freezie
when you take a nice firm sh-t, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the sh-t is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you’re a motivated g-y as sh-t couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the sh-t.
1. sindy: roxanne get your big beautiful black -ss over here.
roxanne: do i smell what i think i smell?!
sindy: f-ck yes you beautiful b-tch you’re about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
verb
tim: yeah, my g-y as sh-t boyfriend dave alaskan freezied my tight -sshole last night.
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