Alaskan Hairnet
when the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the j-zz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out c-m all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (works best on brunettes)
ahhhhh dude……ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan hairnet…..it was glorious.
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