Alaskan Hamalo
the alaskan hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990’s.
they would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with b-tter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man’s buddy who is being stoned by the public.
100% death rate.
that dude just got the f-ckin alaskan hamalo.
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