Alaskan Heatstroke
an alaskan heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. you sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. when the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your d-ck down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.
i gave my girlfriend an alaskan heatstroke on the last day of fall.
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