Alaskan Icicle
the admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. the resulting j-zz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: i.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.
“charlie, is your soup too hot? i have a few alaskan icicles to help you out.”
guy one: “hey, you goin’ moose huntin today?”
guy two: “yeah! wanna come? i have 14 spare alaskan icicles!”
guy one: “awesome!! i could always use another.”
(n) a s-xual manuver;
while still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever’s -ss silly num. as the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. this is called the alaskan icicle. if having v-g-n-l intercourse, one may slap the v-g-n- with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. intercourse will feel like f-cking an icicle.
i got off in 2 minutes, but it took green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.
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