Alaskan Jelly Fart
the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your b-tt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your -ss while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.
we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.
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