Alaskan Klondike Bar


an alaskan klondike bar is when you save up your c-m in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. then when you take a sh-t you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the c-m to make it look like a klondike bar. then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
ryan was eager to try one of travis’s alaskan klondike bars

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