Alaskan lie detector
ice water enema. administered unsuspectingly – usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men’s cologne and fresh s-m-n after coming home at 2 am.
my cheatin’ wife thought i was a friggin’ moron until i sweet-talked her into doggie style where i whipped out my alaskan lie detector and showed her a new meaning to being a ‘cold b-tch’ … as we got to the truth of who she was f-ckin’.
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