alaskan log splitter
when a c-ck is inserted into an -n-s as a solid t-rd is egressing. the c-ck must split the t-rd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a “log splitter.” otherwise, it is known as an alaskan coal miner.
“yo dawg, i rammed this girl so hard last night, i gave her the alaskan log splitter!”
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