alaskan mudslide
1. a mudslide in alaska.
2. taking a sh-t on a midget’s chest, preferably the runs, and then f-cking the midget. after which, you slide down the midget’s chest like a slip ‘n’ slide.
1. “look, we are in alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an alaskan mudslide.”
2. person 1: “dude, i just got a slip ‘n’ slide, come over and we can use it.
person 2: “nah man, shyanne is h-rny so i might as well just go over and give her an alaskan mudslide.
to create an alaskan mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. first, you must take a sh-t on the midget’s chest. after that you have crazy s-x with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. then, once its body is all lubricated with the sh-t, you use it as a slip and slide.
yo, i ain’t paying for a slip ‘n’ slide, my girlfriends a midget and she’s down to alaskan mudslide.
after giving -n-l s-x to your parter, they sh-t all the p–p and j-zz all over your face & or chest.
how was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an alaskan mudslide.
the act of a male sh-tting on a females chest followed by smeering the sh-t all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his -n-l cavity and the man is t-tty f-ckin her until he c-ms all over the p–p thus making an alaskan mudslide.
anna is a sl-t she let mark give her an alaskan mudslide while joey watched.
to start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of sh-t and then freezes it. upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a d-ld-.
i walked in on marry yesterday giving herself the alaskan mudslide. her room smelled completely like sh-t, but i walked in and finished her off anyways.
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