Alaskan Mussy Mangler


sh-tting a condom half-full, freezing it, then sticking half your p-n-s (depeding on size) into the condom, then proceeding to thrash around inside one’s mussy
tom: dude, at the party last night, i witnessed something awful

paul: what was it!?

tom: someone suffered the wrath of an alaskan mussy mangler, they required a wheel-chair to leave…sad.

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