Alaskan Palm Pilot
sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. developed specifically for tea-party rallies where use of a teleprompter would limit possible criticisms of president obama.
joe sixpack: “omg, somethings wrong with my d-ck…it’s turning blue!”
hockey mom: “no dear! you just forgot to clear your alaskan palm pilot before watching the o’reilly factor…again.”
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