Alaskan Photoshop
the act of precision–j-c-l-t–n that renders a s-xual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.
“sally may well be a b-tterface but with a little alaskan photoshop she is a babe!”
“i don’t have any computer skills so i just do some alaskan photoshop on my models before i shoot the pictures for my website.”
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