alaskan pipeline
n: the act of p–ping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones -n-s.
invented at the university of iowa by brian and andy s. in 2001.
andy: “hey brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?”
brian: “you know i can’t do that again. dad will spank us!”
andy: “aww shucks brian, you know how much i love those.”
brian: “i know andy dear, i know.”
take a sh-t. freeze that bad mother f-cker and start having s-x with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen t-rd and shove it up her -ss. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some ky.
danny gave me a f-cking alaskan pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my -sshole out.
alaskan pipeline is the act of cr-pping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a d-ld-
alex p: hey alex, we’re still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: h-ll yeah we are, alaskan pipelines rock
when a man and a woman are intimate, the man sh-ts in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen sh-t “d-ld-” and crams it up the womans -ss. she then moans and asks for more.
man 1:dude i took the biggest sh-t and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some b-tch?
man 1: f-ck yeah n-gg- c–n!
n: the act of p–ping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones -n-s.
honey, you know i had thai food last night. are you still down for this alaskan pipeline?
this happens when a person sh-ts in a condom then puts it in the freezer to use as a d-ld- for later.
i don’t have any real d-ld-s, so i made an alaskan pipeline instead!
a person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a d-ld- in the future. some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.
a rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion alaskan pipeliner.
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