Alaskan Salt Shaker


pour salt on a woman’s v-g-n- and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have s-x with her. it will feel like you are having s-x with a corpse.
john: when i came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

bob: well kelly came over and i pulled an alaskan salt shaker

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