Alaskan short fuse
having s-x with women, and making her believe you’ll be together for a long time. when you are about to c-m you save it inside of you and run around the house c-mming on every electrical appliance. everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally c-mming on the women’s electrical box.
jillian: why are you so sad linda
linda: some guy alaskan short fused my house
jilian: that happened to me a week ago
linda: oh
jilian: yup
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