alaskan ski pole


when a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid sh-t, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a d-ld-.
dude, i heard jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on laura last night.
when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.
yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night

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