Alaskan Skydiver


like an alaskan spear thrower, but in reverse. the act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans p-n-s. even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.
john: ” dude, what happened to you?!”

fred: ” last night cindy wanted to try an alaskan skydiver…. she jumped off my coach, and then missed my c-ck by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! i can barely walk!!!”

john: ” hehe, sucks for you.”

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