Alaskan Unicorn


when one sh-ts in a girl’s v-g-n-, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to f-ck the girl with it.

hence the alaskan series – sh-tting a girl’s v-g-n-

hence the unicorn – strap-on on the head
why does that guy have sh-t all over his head?

he just gave his girl an alaskan unicorn

that’s f-ckin’ gross

yeah, i know. kinky, too…

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