Alaskan War Horn


the act of j-zzing in a bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers -n-s. after placing it, squat over your lover’s face and fart into the bugle. this will cause the j-zz to spray over your partner’s face.
“hey jack, what did you do yesterday?” “oh, jeremy and i gave each other alaskan war horns! yum yum!”

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